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RACONTE-MOI UNE HISTOIRE

RACONTE-MOI UNE HISTOIRE

My name is Emma and I have no idea what's going on most of the time.

Tweeter @EmmaPunch98

giraffepoliceforce:

If people are really going to assume that guys with long hair are gay and girls with short hair are lesbians then I am going to assume that all bald men are actually eagles.

(via mcfaggy)

overblood:

long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about

(Source: flapwagon, via cutie-fruitiy)

nottwilightbella:

emmajjjayne:

i wish that there were more hours in a day and boys were nice and bread didnt make you fat

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