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RACONTE-MOI UNE HISTOIRE

RACONTE-MOI UNE HISTOIRE

My name is Emma and I have no idea what's going on most of the time.

colfersaurusrex:

I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail

but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person

(Source: rexuality, via orgasm)

girl:babe come over
boy:I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
girl:my parents aren't home
boy:I know

reblogalert:

fak-er:

reblogalert:

Someone buy me a girlfriend?

You can’t buy love.

Why not? Ebay has everything else

(via highschoolhottie)