I couldn’t care less about your religion or sexual orientation or race or whether you’re a virgin or have slept with 400 people or have done time in jail
but the moment you eat my leftovers without asking that’s when i decide you’re a terrible person
|girl:||babe come over|
|boy:||I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple|
|girl:||my parents aren't home|
Someone buy me a girlfriend?
You can’t buy love.
Why not? Ebay has everything else